Why it sucks to be a girl

Hey guys!

I have already told you that I have, actually, only male friends and today after my Cambrige-Exam we went for a coffee. When we sat in the café and talked, we have come anyhow to the view that it really sucks to be a girl. Why? So, let me explain.

I believe all girls of the world agree, when it irritates for the first time. Does somebody have an idea what I speak of? Right! The first visit of the  “Lady in Red“. And do you know what’s the worst thing about her? She visits every month and sometimes she announces herself by intolerable pain.

The second thing that really is horrible is the shaving or waxing. Men always complain about shaving their face everyday. Please boys. We need to shave our legs, our bikini area, our armpits and sometimes our facial hair. I think that takes a little bit longer. And if you think it’s painful to cut yourself with the shaver. Have you ever tried waxing?

Now, lets talk about make-up. I know that boys always think we just wear make-up to impress them and I want to tell you a little secret: you are totally wrong. We wear make-up because we want to feel pretty and girly and stuff not for impressing anybody. For impressing boys god made push-up-bras. But back on the subject. Boys need 10 minutes in the bathroom. I need 20 minutes because I don’t want to look sweet. I want to look pretty and if you want to know why I list this to the things that suck? Have you ever messed up your eyeliner?  I guarantee you it can mess up your whole day.

Love is in the air and the boys who will hurt you are everywhere. Girls often don’t want the nice guy who does his homework and is nice to us. We want the biker who has seven girlfriends and when we find out, we think our heart is broken and we can never love again. But it’s not our fault. I think a part of us wants to help them or something. I don’t know I never had a boyfriend who was like this. My boyfriend is like a pillow. He lies on the sofa until I throw him on the floor. But he never was an ashole or something like that.

Last but not least: Pretending you don’t burp, fart, or poop while not exploding on a regular basis. I think this is speaking for itself.

Do you know what’s funny? My friends really thought it would be harder to be a boy. Sorry guys but I think we won this. Try again when you learned to walk in high heels.

If I forgot anything please leave a comment. I wish you a very nice weekend and we hear us next week.

See you,

Theba